12FEB2012

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"English words do not end in the letter v. Words that end with the sound v always add the letter e in the spelling."

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12.FEB.2012

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Students and children are good at giving an imitation of their adored idols, no matter what creature was dead or still is alive.

...Tyrannosauruschenko library--...--...

*~... Teacher W said the letter t is silent in listen, whistle, castle, Christmas, often, mustn't, ballet, mortgage.

*~... Teacher W said the sound r is usually written with the letter r and rr, other spellings are wr (w is silent) and rh (h is silent):

sorry, carry, tomorrow, correct, mirror, arrive; wrong, write, wrist; rhyme, rhyhm

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15.FEB.2012

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"EKO"

*~... "人家對你還不錯,是因為你還不配他們對你變臉; 當你有資格招人忌妒的時候,自然會看到他們的真面目。"

*~ "Mosquitochenko:「mammy,我學會飛行了,而且飛的得很好。」

      Mosquita:「你怎麼知道你飛的得很好?」

      Mosquitochenko:「因為我剛剛出去轉了一圈,聽到很多的掌聲。」"

     林老師說這個笑話中的笑話有很厲害的意識流造詣啟示,平平都是de音,有兩個不一樣字意,一個是形容詞,一個是副詞。

*~ "各式各樣行業生活原本是沒有什麼善惡的,只是做行業的人似乎有身心嚴重障礙擅於把做事道理做歪引入歧途四處栽贓。"

*~... Teacher W said the letter k is silent before n at the beinning of a word: know, knife, knee.

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19.FEB.2012

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...-la pelea increible entre Asia y Terra-...

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21.FEB.2012

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*~... Teacher W said the letter b is silent in debt, climb, lamb, thumb, comb, bomb, doubt, subtle; the letter p is silent in receipt, psychology, psychiatrist, pneumonia, corps, raspberry, cupboard.

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22.FEB.2012

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*~... Teacher W said the letter h is silent in silhouette, hour, honest, honor, heir, oh, John, vehicle, exhaust, rhyme, shepherd; the d is silent in handsome, handkerchief, Wednesday.
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23.FEB.2012



What the luxury rug!
"La Academia de Cine de Hollywood despliega su alfombra roja"

*~... 林老師說"毛毯"Rug和"地毯"Carpet(汽車寵物)真像亞洲兄弟鬩牆, 各行其是為了措辭是否恰如其分常常有口舌咒罵糾紛。音譯成"如閣"和"卡兒呸特"也是一樣花煞煞吵梗。 rug跟carpet不同, 是"單塊使用, 不接合, 也不覆蓋全部地板", hearth rug是"壁爐前使用的毯子", 英國"厚毯"rug和美國lap robe是"用於覆蓋膝取暖", a traveling rug是"旅行用厚毯"。 a blanket of snow是"一層雪", a magic carpet是阿拉丁飛毯, on the carpet是"在討論中, 在考慮中", (佣人、下屬等)受責備。 mat是指日本榻榻米"Japanese tatami mat", 有氧韻律舞踏墊"aerobic mat, fitness mat"; leave a person on the mat是指"使某人吃閉門羹"。blanket area是"礙聽地帶(在廣播電臺附近地帶, 因電波過強導致收音機收聽不良)", wet blanket是"煞風景者,掃興者", Blanket was born on the worng side of the blanket是"Blanket生為私生子"。
*~... Teacher Storyteller說 cape是"岬,海角(headland); 短披風,短斗篷,披肩", 超人披肩是"superman cape", 還有Harry Potter cape, an invisibility cloak, a Wizard's cloak or robe,... caparison是"裝飾性質的馬衣(遮蓋於馬或連同武士身上)"。

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24.FEB.2012

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*~... Teacher W said the sound f is usually written with the letter f, other spellings are ph and gh:

telephone, photograph, paragraph, philosophy, hyphen; laugh, enough, rough, cough, tough

*~... Teacher W said the sound n is spelled with the letter n, other spellings are kn (k is silent) and gn (g is silent):

know, knife, knee, knock; foreign, sign, design, campaign

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25.FEB.2012

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*~... Teacher W said:

mb (b is silent) comb, lamb, climb, bomb, thumb; mn (n is silent) autumn, column.

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26.FEB.2012

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*~... Teacher W said many people say these words with the sound hw:

what, when, where, which why, while, white, whisper, whether, everywhere

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28.FEB.2012

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*~... Teacher Q說2003竊盜學歷、販賣校園、亂縫皺紋毀容賊堆缺乏美德妒嫉心兇殘,都是煞上教堂,喜歡造孽自咒栽贓。
*~... Teacher C說2000時Teacher Q就是驚動萬教賣台淫堆豪宅別墅跑車詐財搖錢樹大教堂美德人頭戶。
*~... Teacher T說模仿鋼管秀女網友人妖原形是WC淫趴新聞陰性女主角,還有十八名陽性字母涉案中。
*~... "踢球"(乃是賊堆直譯成"teacher")王說踢人球是2000一堆1999沒有路用的人聯合作賊偷拍2000暑假德國柯隆杯墊(原來亂扯硬幣成華妓也是一樣校園教堂淫趴竊堆)噪鬧"排擠(pie原來也是直譯成巷咖妓爪)"成員特殊專長。真狠毒,1997竊盜鄰居賤賣校友四處吵鬧栽贓造謠說別人都沒怎樣只有你活不下去~偷了那麼多銀行栽債和盜竊學歷,什麼時候還錢?住德國的淫趴賊共分身(很像謠戰李陳機車班長身影)是煞上娃娃臉年輕部落客1999拍攝旅遊西班牙Sevilla路燈設計照片(2001奇摩相簿消磁波後,官方校園網蟲共犯就開始一堆自曝己惡淫趴誹聞栽贓仇敵,還惡意醜化扯成六十五歲以上老人歷史時代悲劇)。
*~... 踢球陳說大學外語系婚紗照踢球馬抱的嬌小短髮老師是踢球方,不是踢球拉抱踢球梁,也不是踢球W抱踢球楊;踢球徐說同事婚紗照惡作劇合成謠戰原形是西語系踢球陳抱踢球許,日語系踢球陳抱的是踢球林,應數系踢球劉抱的是踢球白,會計系踢球張抱的是踢球洪,餐飲系踢球邱抱的是踢球巫,英文系踢球楊抱的是踢球皇,中文系踢球周抱的是踢球林,體育系踢球黃抱的是踢球徐,不知道是哪個"踢球人妖"抱的是"蘿蔔腿人妖"踢球巫或者"鳥仔腳人妖"踢球吳。踢球張跟踢球李說別忘了,白賊官方詐騙集團是可以透過不法的二類電信業者,竄改顯示來電。
*~... Teacher S說噪症精神分裂病患是宗教虔誠人士廟方走火入魔集體中邪噪鬧,尤其是特殊惡勢力1997開始私刑逼瘋村民後集體顛三倒四無恥偏差行為~例如竊聽國際電話轉接市內昂貴電話四處詐財栽贓;2000夏德國人185J和191T熱情招待的德國賽車S名人小鎮鄰村晚餐菜單裡"炒飯"是噪鬧搜屋賊堆最喜歡吃的八卦掛齒話題,毀容虐堆十多年都是每天重複亂掰亂說一樣教堂(叫穢喀糖)內容~奇怪,2000晚餐只有三個年輕人,歷史掰堆精神病有戰爭被害幻想症竟然能扯出如此一堆從未聽過228淫穢新聞。
*~... Teacher R說DOM"教(訓大叫覺)堂"毀容刺針是惡名昭彰善妒鄉怨"東廠"(原來是囂張"雞爪凍攻場")謠戰亂碼賊堆~退休失智老婦堆戲癮掰症真唬濫,難怪像囚犯聽兩年多也真倒楣慘遭賊共分身淫罪莫須有罪行虐臉,在墮落匪區讀書真的沒有用。
*~... 其餘的踢人球餓月新聞就真的聽不懂。

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29.FEB.2012

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...-"Don't look at the camera, sweetie." -...

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umbral: the four skills of hearing, speaking, reading and writing
...-A*****3-...-T********-...-*******U*-...-^O^,MONEY,MONEY,MONEY,^o^-...

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